AWKWARD IN ALL SOCIAL SURROUNDINGS
Ask me anything   i love a lot of different music and facial hair and puppies and being in college in new york city and punx shows and medicine and cheesy motivational quotes and re-reading good books and lame tv shows on netflix instant and bollywood and vegan food and so, so many people. i haven't taken myself seriously for the past 19 years, and i don't think that's changing.

more lame social networking sites i've sold my soul to:

http://www.last.fm/user/p0wertothepe0pl
https://www.facebook.com/meena.miller

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caranicolecarter:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - I Love You

I like telling dirty jokes, and I like smoking crystal meth, but darling I love you.
And I like laughing at retards, and I like throwing rocks at dogs, but darling I love you. 
I love you like the moon and stars, when little kids get hit by cars, girl you know its true. Darling, I love you. 
I’ve been tryin’ to move on, since you left, since you’ve been gone, but its so hard on me. 
Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd, bought her a flower, but she’s a stupid cunt. 
But I’ll take anything, and I’ll take anyone. I’ll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun. 
I’ll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too. But darling, I love you.

(via teddyhatesyou)

— 5 months ago with 280 notes
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