- standing in line (alone) for the nyu valentine’s day show i was going to (thnx to Patrick putting me on the guest list!!) alone, bc it sold out too quickly
- let’s re-emphasize i was going to a show alone on valentine’s day
- but apparently the guy behind me in line was going alone too
- my friend/her boyfriend see us talking in line, and wish us happy valentine’s day because they think we are going <32gether<3
- (i don’t know the guy’s name…)
- for some reason i don’t let on that i literally met the guy five minutes ago until she makes about 5 awkward comments insinuating we are a couple
- say that i just met him, shit get’s awkward
- thirdwheel friend/her boyfriend on her date to the show for the rest of the night. woo!
